You're smiling. That character is getting tortured and is crying, and you're smiling.
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...
There once was a man
From Cork who got limericks
And haiku confused.
There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short
There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, "Yes, I know--
It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You're having your fun
But you're fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.
something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we've trained ourselves out of it somehow.
I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie
look, that one's trying to upvote
Bro explained religion 💀
I strongly believe most (if not all) ultra religious are basically "religious" and have NO business claiming to be part of the community or believing in the same force/deity.
Cis people think trans people have this:
- Deadname
- Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
- Name
- Other name
- Deadname
- Business name
- Old nickname only some people have rights to use
- Online name
- Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)
sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz
